> specimen loaded
> material = copper
> mental state = wojak

COPPER
WOJAK

$COPPERJAK oxidized cope asset

some wojaks cry.
this one corroded.

29
Cu

DO NOT
POLISH

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DEPARTMENT OF MEME METALLURGY

SPECIMEN REPORT

01 / MATERIAL COPPER

visibly corroded, emotionally stable only on green candles.

02 / SPECIES WOJAK

terminally online humanoid discovered inside a mineral deposit.

03 / RARITY BAD IDEA

somehow collectible because it looks too stupid to forget.

> oxidation simulation online

click his face. this has no utility.

OXIDATION 000%

COPPER WOJAK MINING CO. RECEIPT #0029

1X COPPER WOJAK YES

GREEN BACKGROUND MAX

FACE OF DESPAIR INCLUDED

FAKE UTILITY 0

TOTAL $COPPERJAK

no refunds after oxidation

> external terminals detected

FINAL ANALYSIS